A Thneed

The Lorax by Dr. Seuss states:

A thneed's a fine something that all people need. "It's a shirt. It's a sock. It's a glove, it's a hat. But it has other uses, yes, far beyond that! You can use it for carpets, for pillows, for sheets! For curtains, or covers for bicycle seats!"

So, during conference, in an attempt to stave off my all too often fate, I knitted a thneed, of sorts. My Thneed has many uses, some of which are pictured here:

Baby holder.

Baby leg holder upper (useful for purposes of entertaining) Laptop holder, and warmer.

A sock puppet.

Ball holder and carrier. Child contraint. Do you ever have scandolous things come up on your computer? Yep, its even a porn-gaurd.Mermaid costume. Nightcap. Ever get your tie dirty while eating? Yep, its even a tiegaurd.

Let warmer/leg cast cover. Long stocking. Bank robbing attire.

High sitting winter cap. Normal beanie. Hand warmer. Broken arm? It's even a sling.